Get yours early. Supplies are limited.[Also, the Japanese are weird. I dig them, but motherfuckers are weird. That shit is an empirical fact.]
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
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21 comments:
I think that's a chipmunk - there's no fluffy tail. Not that you notice such a think with a friggin nutsack hangin there. WTF?
Jeannie,
I didn't notice dick, or maybe I actually DID notice dick and nothing else. Excuse the error, but I'm letting that shit stand.
Love you.
You think that's weird? I once saw a frat-looking dude with a big ass tattoo of a squirrel with giant nuts - and I ain't talking acorns.
Hank,
I'm thinking drunken mistake. Jesus.
Love you, bro. Have a great holiday weekend.
SB
Weird. Who would wear that to a party? Do you know anyone who would? It almost shouts--hey, I wish I had nuts like these but I don't.
That is some crazy shit right there. And you are 100% correct about the Japenese.
Now THAT's a Famewhore Squirrel.
Syd,
That was fucking funny.
Dish,
Yes, I am. STRANGE.
Ms. Moon,
Very perceptive. You are quick!
Love to all of youse.
It's all about the nuts
I know someone who this will suit perfectly! x
No words.
Just stunned silence, even a day later.
I agree with you about the Japanese. They are lovely people, but weird. They probably say the same about us!
Nightmare material. For all concerned.
I found this blog unintentionally, but it's a happy accident. Very funny stuff. Rock on.
Nutsack?
You could bring the weekend shopping back in those.
Thus not needing plastic carrier bags and helping save the planet.
Fact.
Francisco,
Many thanks and thanks for the follow.
Please join us often.
Best,
SB
That's an impressive scrot.
Whenever I see those nut bags hanging from the bottom of trucks and cars i just cringe! How far does free expression have to go before it's reined in??
All the way would be my preference. Start banning truck nuts, next thing you know you're trying to put pants on dogs.
I can see my sweetie wearing that costume for Halloween this year. I'll have to hide my head in shame.
It is actually a Tanuki costume - Japanese Raccoon Dog. Folklore kinda thing. There are statues of them all over Japan, giant testicles and all.
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