Friday, May 28, 2010

The Japanese Squirrel with a Big Nutsack Costume

Get yours early. Supplies are limited.

[Also, the Japanese are weird. I dig them, but motherfuckers are weird. That shit is an empirical fact.]

21 comments:

Jeannie said...

I think that's a chipmunk - there's no fluffy tail. Not that you notice such a think with a friggin nutsack hangin there. WTF?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I didn't notice dick, or maybe I actually DID notice dick and nothing else. Excuse the error, but I'm letting that shit stand.

Love you.

downtown guy said...

You think that's weird? I once saw a frat-looking dude with a big ass tattoo of a squirrel with giant nuts - and I ain't talking acorns.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hank,
I'm thinking drunken mistake. Jesus.

Love you, bro. Have a great holiday weekend.

SB

Syd said...

Weird. Who would wear that to a party? Do you know anyone who would? It almost shouts--hey, I wish I had nuts like these but I don't.

The Dish said...

That is some crazy shit right there. And you are 100% correct about the Japenese.

Ms. Moon said...

Now THAT's a Famewhore Squirrel.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
That was fucking funny.

Dish,
Yes, I am. STRANGE.

Ms. Moon,
Very perceptive. You are quick!

Love to all of youse.

michelle said...

It's all about the nuts

North West London Girl said...

I know someone who this will suit perfectly! x

invisigal said...

No words.

Just stunned silence, even a day later.

Lori said...

I agree with you about the Japanese. They are lovely people, but weird. They probably say the same about us!

Nigel said...

Nightmare material. For all concerned.

Francisco J. Acosta said...

I found this blog unintentionally, but it's a happy accident. Very funny stuff. Rock on.

white rabbit said...

Nutsack?

You could bring the weekend shopping back in those.

Thus not needing plastic carrier bags and helping save the planet.

Fact.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Francisco,
Many thanks and thanks for the follow.

Please join us often.

Best,

SB

gingermagnolia said...

That's an impressive scrot.

Petit fleur said...

Whenever I see those nut bags hanging from the bottom of trucks and cars i just cringe! How far does free expression have to go before it's reined in??

downtown guy said...

All the way would be my preference. Start banning truck nuts, next thing you know you're trying to put pants on dogs.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I can see my sweetie wearing that costume for Halloween this year. I'll have to hide my head in shame.

ZenGato said...

It is actually a Tanuki costume - Japanese Raccoon Dog. Folklore kinda thing. There are statues of them all over Japan, giant testicles and all.