Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

Can you say Dork family commemorative photo? Yes, I am mean today. Okay, I'm mean everyday. Whatever. I'm not Doris damn Day, so shoot me. Fuck you.

The guy in the MASH shirt slays me. The fucker is practically leering. And the shorts and tube sock combo is really hot.

16 comments:

downtown guy said...

Hey, I think May went as that guy this Halloween. Well, close enough, anyway.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gimmeapabst/4070384287/

Ms. Moon said...

I think I dated him.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Yeah, I'm saying. The likeness is uncanny, and May is my idol.

Ms. Moon,
Me too!

Love youse two.

Syd said...

I hate to say it but they must be from...Ohio! Did you know that there is a web site done by some local guy on Go Back To Ohio? It was written about in the City Paper which covers the local music and food scene. You are welcome to come down anything--just wanted to let you know that.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ohioans have the worst fashion sense. Some of them even have mullets still and carry combs in their back pockets and wear chains on their wallets. I shit you not. It's fucking retro madness.

The Dish said...

Those porn-staches slay me!!!!

May said...

The MASH guy is my favorite too! And I thought that even before I read DTG's comment. I like how everyone else obviously tried to look snazzy for the family photo but noooooo, not Bulge McManly down there! I likes my t-shirts and I likes 'em tight!

invisigal said...

Why are their eyes so unnaturally wideset? Thought I was looking at some damn hammerhead sharks!

Nigel said...

Oh God, this photo has turned me straight. I know that's nasty, so slap me around the face and call me Fanny-Mae, but Christ, I mean really.

Actually, I'm sure they're a hoot and would be brilliant company. So I take all that back.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

MAY!!!
I have missed you. Love you. Hope everything is going well. I have been thinking of you.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nigel,
They are one gross looking crew of men. That's for damn sure.

Love,

SB

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I swear that one of their siblings is living not 5 miles from my house! Creepy...just creepy as hell with those mustaches.

Petit fleur said...

He looks like he is rubbing himself on the end of that hearth like a kitty in heat!

Mary LA said...

Your damn photographs follow me about in nightmares like unsuccessful flashers from the Unconscious.

I'm sure they slowly become invisible like the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland, leaving just the pervy grin under the moustache.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
Creepy as hell is right!

PF,
Yes, he surely does.

Mary LA,
I love the disturbing. What can I say?

Love to all of youse,

SB

Lori said...

I love how you find these obscure photos. LOL...Yummmy, tube socks and mullets....I am getting turned on...stop posting this shit...