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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I Am Linking to One of My Own Early Posts Because that Shit Was GOOD, If I Do Fucking Say So
A blast from SB's past!
I rip everybody else off, why shouldn't I rip off my ownself?
My daughter and I spent an afternoon once watching various youtube documentaries about this dude and a few others. I have to say that we busted a gut. I'm not going to judge - if a doll keeps you from being a serial rapist then have 5 dolls - I don't care. But they are so seriously involved. It's not hurting anyone but honey, they shouldn't be admitting it to a world that contains people like me in it. Did you see that movie? Don't even remember the name but it was sooo good.
first of all, that ain't no 'gordy', that there is none other than neil young.
second, i think the all the real dolls'legs are akimbo. enough said.
third, have you seen 'lars and the real girl'? if you haven't, see it...it's so so so sweet and subtle and beautiful. bawled my eyes out. AND it has ryan gosling in it.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Poor guy--he obviously has some self-image and rejection issues.
You're right- that was Classic Ms. SB which is what I think you should refer to these reposts as. Classic Ms. Bastard.
My daughter and I spent an afternoon once watching various youtube documentaries about this dude and a few others. I have to say that we busted a gut. I'm not going to judge - if a doll keeps you from being a serial rapist then have 5 dolls - I don't care. But they are so seriously involved. It's not hurting anyone but honey, they shouldn't be admitting it to a world that contains people like me in it. Did you see that movie? Don't even remember the name but it was sooo good.
first of all, that ain't no 'gordy', that there is none other than neil young.
second, i think the all the real dolls'legs are akimbo. enough said.
third, have you seen 'lars and the real girl'? if you haven't, see it...it's so so so sweet and subtle and beautiful. bawled my eyes out. AND it has ryan gosling in it.
i love his twitchy self. i do.
Syd,
To say the damn least, my friend. Laugh.
Ms. Moon,
Great idea. Thanks!
Jeannie,
I did see that and was fascinated by it.
Adrienne,
Fucker DOES look like Neil Young. Good call.
Love to all of youse.
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