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Thursday, May 27, 2010
Whatever Happened to John Mark Karr of the JonBenet Ramsey Case?
This is truly weird. As if the motherfucker wasn't strange enough before.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
The creep factor here is too high to even contemplate.
Jesus.
Yes, Ma'am. Fucker wants to raise a child army of JonBenets. Uhhhhhmmm, okay.
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