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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Man Is So Fond of Pussy, He Marries It: Compliments of Dlisted
Link to oddball story that is what the nightly news should cover so that I would actually watch it nightly: http://dlisted.com/node/37129
After reading this, I now feel that my own commitment to pussy falls short.
i saw this on a few websites and so many people left some seriously retarded comments, like "does he fuck the cat" and they were serious, why do they have to go there and make it sick, its obvious he loves his cat and just wanted to do something sweet and funny for her before she dies, its totally cute and people had to make it into a sick story.
i would marry Mango but she is my daughter so that would be weird.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Does that make you want to go out and adopt another cat? Because you shouldn't...
Dish,
No, no mas moggies!
That cat reminds me of my first one--she was adorable.
LMAO! Just the story that I needed to give me a good laugh. I hope that they live happily ever after. I wonder if they have tuna on special occasions.
i saw this on a few websites and so many people left some seriously retarded comments, like "does he fuck the cat" and they were serious, why do they have to go there and make it sick, its obvious he loves his cat and just wanted to do something sweet and funny for her before she dies, its totally cute and people had to make it into a sick story.
i would marry Mango but she is my daughter so that would be weird.
Sheria,
I'll bet they do!
Love you.
Sweden,
I just love you. You crack me up.
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