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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
A Bitch Doesn't Feel Like Posting Today
SB's ass may be working on an ulcer. A bitch was mighty sick last night. If I run across something of interest, I'll post later.
Somedays are just not posting type days. And then days that really should not be posting days (like the gorgeous day outside I should be enjoying)you end up on the computer the whole freaking day!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
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feel better, dear.
water, water, water. not that you're asking for advice, let alone MY advice.
i love you too, ms bastard.
Somedays are just not posting type days. And then days that really should not be posting days (like the gorgeous day outside I should be enjoying)you end up on the computer the whole freaking day!
I hope that you feel better.
Oh no! Do not get an ulcer! I had one once. It made me very ill.
You are loved, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. Yes, you are.
Thanks for all of your kind words. They never fail to cheer me. I feel better already.
Dear SB, I hope you're ok?
Sorry you don't feel like posting. If you fancy a read I think you'll like this...
http://fashionsmostwanted.blogspot.com/2010/05/trojan-even-to-spark-out-now-would-be_24.html
Hope you feel better. Much love, C xx
I hope you feel better, my love. I am stressing myself into an ulcer. It sucks. We should run away to a tropical island together.
Ah honey - take care of yourself. And feel better soon.
Love you tons.
aye orp yer feel better bi nao, duk
Hope you're feeling better
Hope you feel better...I love you too dear....
Hi SB, hope you're feeling better by now. Ulcers are nasty. Take care of yourself.
Harry sends greetings. His operation went well and he's recovering. Now if he'd just eat...I have 5 different cans of food open in the fridge...
Thanks so much for all of your well wishes and kind thoughts. I have the best motherfucking blog family in the ENTIRE WORLD!
I love you guys.
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