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Thursday, May 27, 2010
Somebody from Oak Ridge Is Visiting My Site!
I got all excited and thought it might be The fucking Oak Ridge Boys visiting my humble site, but then I remembered The Oak Ridge Boys are from Oak Ridge, Tennessee, not damn Oak Ridge, New Jersey. Fuck me.
perhaps you wouldn't find it as sexy as the oak ridge boys, but i see someone is visiting your site from dubai, and they are some fancypants-tower-of-babylon building-still-have-gold-bars-in-our-treasury-opps-wait-i-take-that-back-we-just-pilaged-our-treasury-mo-fos.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
I thought maybe it was the super secret lab in TN--Oak Ridge National Laboratory. Hey, it could have been me!
Whoa. Huge disappointment.
perhaps you wouldn't find it as sexy as the oak ridge boys, but i see someone is visiting your site from dubai, and they are some fancypants-tower-of-babylon building-still-have-gold-bars-in-our-treasury-opps-wait-i-take-that-back-we-just-pilaged-our-treasury-mo-fos.
just sayin'.
Ms. Moon,
Absolutely goddamn right. HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.
Love youse.
Adrienne,
Dubai, huh? A bitch could live there and be happy.
Love,
SB
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