I have no children that I know about.
What?
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About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Neither do I!
Your co-worker will be pondering that for months to come. It may come up at the Christmas party.
Did you say it with a straight face?
I have many children I know nothing about
Ms. Moon,
I hope so!
Michelle,
Of course I said it with a straight face. Is there any other way? Laugh.
You are both my idols and I love you.
Well one might have slipped out unnoticed.
Like when you were concentrating on something else, or drunk, or having an absent-minded episode, or paying a utility bill, or mooning out of a car window...
Who can tell?
yours philosophically
White Rabbit,
Could be, my friend. One never knows.
Love,
SB
Love that SB.
Me too!
(Thanks for your sweetness on my blog. You're such a dear. Well you know, a motherfucking one (don't want to mess with your street cred.) Thanks for understanding and relating. I'm with you in the shower. Oh wait, that sounds all lezbo, you know what I mean.
Plus I can sound lezbo if I want, since I've been living as one for 10 years (I only play one on TV).
Okay now I'm sounding crazy.
You don't mind, do you?
Bethany,
Thanks for not messing with my street cred. If a bitch doesn't have that, what does she have in life?
I don't mind you sounding lezbo. I consider myself a nonpracticing lesbian. I'm okay with gay.
I don't mind crazy either. If I did, I wouldn't get together with my family AT ALL. EVER.
I had another hard morning today, and I thought--well poor Bethany struggles, too. I am not the only one. I felt less alone, and that somehow made it a little better.
You are special to me, and you are loved.
SB
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