The moral of this story is: Don't wake a sleeping pepaw because a bitch might get spanked!
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Dude, I learned that lesson when I was about 4. I thought it would be funny to wake up my grandpa by tickling his feet. HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A MISTAKE. I can laugh about it now, but that old man scared that crap out of me at the time. Gramps is a bear.
Yowza!
Yeah. When we're asleep do not wake us up. We're happy when we're asleep.
Yeah, I sure as fuck am happy when I'm asleep. I could sleep 24/7.
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