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Friday, May 28, 2010
I Lost Another Follower: Goodbye You Fuck Fucking Fucker
FUCK YOU to that follower, I say! You will be missed about as much as a case of the clap or the herp. Go read Pioneer Woman's shitty blog. That's where you REALLY belong.
I used to feel bad when I lost a follower, like I must be too boring or crazy, or both, for them. But then I realized I couldn't figure out who it was I'd lost. And sometimes it seemed like I hadn't lost anyone and maybe it had just taken a while for google to catch up on the actual count. I don't know, but half the people never leave comments and I have no clue who they even are. As long as I don't lose anyone I'd really miss, I'm good. If they don't want to be there, who needs em?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
You are too funny.
You tell 'em. Tough love, goddam it! Keep the bloodlines pure!
Syd & Dish,
Thank youse.
Ms. Moon,
That is my answer to the unfollowers. You can borrow it if you like. Laugh.
Clearly a follower who has no taste, so you're better off without this one xx
gentle sweetness. The ones who still love you are still here.
I used to feel bad when I lost a follower, like I must be too boring or crazy, or both, for them. But then I realized I couldn't figure out who it was I'd lost. And sometimes it seemed like I hadn't lost anyone and maybe it had just taken a while for google to catch up on the actual count. I don't know, but half the people never leave comments and I have no clue who they even are. As long as I don't lose anyone I'd really miss, I'm good. If they don't want to be there, who needs em?
Another rejection handled with your customary grace and unfailing charm!
I'm always amazed to find that you have any followers left, given the deeply disturbing and queasymaking nature of your pics.
maybe they found someone else to go work on as for 'saving'.
xxalainaxx
Michelle & North West London Girl,
Thank you for your kind words.
Youse two are loved!
Findon,
And SB loves you very much!
Nellie,
Makes total sense to me, love. So glad to hear from you!
Mary LA,
I think my followers stay around due to the queasy-making nature of my photos. Laugh. It takes a certain kind of person, you know?
Mrs. Miss A.,
Let's hope so.
Love to all.
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