If they decide to hug her, bitch is a goner. Her ass will suffocate.
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- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Thank you as always for my daily laugh.. God knows I need one. We used to call those missle titties, due to the way they point...have a great day.
Lori,
You have a great day, too. Missile titties is right.
Love,
SB
Can you imagine motorboatin' those 2?
Dish,
No, thankfully I can't. With tits that big, you might lose a husband in there.
Love,
SB
Breast reduction probably wasn't known back then.
Syd,
This is true, but luckily the Playtex Cross Your Heart full-figured bra was. Those two bitches got some lift!
Hope you are home safe and sound from your trip.
Love,
SB
I think that was how the Welsh language was invented... a woman like that with massive mammaries leaned over her electric typewriter and...
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychhwndrwbyllllantisiliogogogoch!!
Gledds,
Sounds as plausible an explanation for the Welsh language as any I've heard. Laugh.
Love you!
And that pretty little girl? Probably grew up to have the same exact ninnies. Bless her heart.
My son's high school girlfriend had a set like that and she used to work at Baskin Robbins. She was something to behold after leaning over the tubs of ice cream all night.
Hehehe! I love the fact Ms. Moon called them "ninnies". :)
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