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Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Canadian Pastor Creates Alternative to Halloween
JESUS WEEN! Get on board, peeps. I ask: Where's the damn sign-up sheet? SB is there!
Okay that did it.My stomach is now killing me from laughing. For reals? I'm of Christian faith and this skeeves me out! And it looks like a 1970's album cover which skeeves me even more.
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I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Now that's REALLY SCARY...
Denny,
It will be the latest thing, I'm sure. Laugh.
Jesus Ween? Bless their little innocent hearts.
I really did laugh out loud at that.
Wot a complete tosser pratt! Calm down mate its only a bit daftness! Freak!
It's just damn creepy to see a picture of kids with Jesus-Ween written above it...ewww!
Ms. Moon,
So did I.
Mel,
I knew you'd get it.
Love,
SB
Okay that did it.My stomach is now killing me from laughing. For reals? I'm of Christian faith and this skeeves me out! And it looks like a 1970's album cover which skeeves me even more.
You're awesome and funny which is why I love visiting here!
Doc,
It took me a bit aback too. I just can't imagine having that NAIVE of a mind.
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