The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
My mom and I used to strip [quilt] together when I was a kid.
hahaha
heh heh!
Or at least get a new costume.
Ha! Yes...she could really throw out her back on the pole!
Steph,
Yes, but when you were a kid the Moms was still young and hot. She knew when to quit! Laugh.
I love you. Have a great weekend!
Kandake Dovie,
You and I could have a lot of damn fun. If you ever come to Ohio, we bitches are going to hang! I love you. I really do.
Mel,
Me the fuck neither.
Love to all,
SB
Reeflightning,
Thanks for reading my crap. Please come back and join us. We have a damn good time here.
Best,
SB
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