The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, November 1, 2011
People with clean minds should not write the titles for album covers. EVER.
Ha! Best laugh all week, many, many thanks. I just started my new job and I already want to bang my head against a wall from the bitchy bullshit factor. I forgot that part about people. So, really, thanks for this. Big hugs, Mel
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Ha! Best laugh all week, many, many thanks. I just started my new job and I already want to bang my head against a wall from the bitchy bullshit factor. I forgot that part about people. So, really, thanks for this. Big hugs, Mel
Mel,
I hope the job works out for you. Happy to have made you laugh.
Love you loads,
SB
i thank jeebus svetlana was not one of my parents' name choices for me
xxalainaxx
Lord jesus....TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!
LOVE YOU AS ALWAYS SB,
UR DOVIE.
Ms. Moon,
BEST COMMENT of the week!
I love you.
Mrs. Miss A.,
I just love you. You know that.
Dovie Kandake Clambake,
I figured it was you. You are special to my heart.
Love to all,
SB
I keep spitting out my coffee when I come here. Did you know? I had to stop reading this in my office at work because I laugh too loud.
That made my whole day, Doc! Thanks a ton.
I recommended your blog to my cousin, Sheila, who is a med student. I think she will be one of the good ones, like you.
Much love,
SB
Ha, ha! My mind went right there.
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