The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, November 4, 2011
Shit SB Says
I'm sick of all the Justin Bieber spawn coverage. I'm mainly just amazed the effeminate little dink produced enough sperm to do the job.
Come on, there's no way an egotistical little twit like that would impregnate anyone without their pedigree papers. And I agree, his music is utter toss!!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
My kids wants a Bieber CD for her birthday and I just don't think I can do it.
Not cuz he did the nasty, I just can't support that crappy music.
I haven't heard a thing about it.
Never liked him, never will.
Come on, there's no way an egotistical little twit like that would impregnate anyone without their pedigree papers. And I agree, his music is utter toss!!
Steph,
I don't blame you. I couldn't do it either.
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