The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
This sentence was a subhead in a British newspaper article. It made me laugh.
Scientists confidently reassure us that asteroid YU55 will neither hit us or cause any disruption to our day.
Well thank the Lord. God forbid my day be disrupted.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
hah! love it ...
reeflightning,
I love the British papers. I really do. Thanks for stopping by.
Again to reeflightning,
Do you have a public blog? I tried to visit, but it's not listed on your profile. At least, I didn't see one listed.
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