Did you know that Evel Knievel has a son named Steval? That's right--Steval Knievel.
Uhhhhmmm, no I didn't.
That's okay. I lied. I just thought it was funny. He SHOULD HAVE had a son named that.
Does anyone else find this as depressing as fuck?
You young dumb cums won't know what a hero this man was. You won't get it. So fuck you. If you're under the age of say 40--you probably shouldn't comment. Just remember SB said this: IF THIS SHIT CAN HAPPEN TO EVEL, WHO WAS ONE VITAL MOTHERFUCKER, IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOUR YOUNG DUMB ASS, TOO!