The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
I'm glad as fuck this tattoo is not on my personage.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
There is not enough liquor in the world...
wtf!!!! who would want bob barker on their arm TEMPORARILY, let alone permanently?!?!?! jaysus.
WTF!
This is absolutely hilarious. OMG, SB! where do you find this stuff!!
I just google weird shit like "bad tattoos," Doc. It's true. Too much time on my hands. Laugh.
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