The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Got to wonder what is in that fruit to make a goat climb a tree to get at it..?
"When they have digested the flesh of the fruit, the argan nut passes through the goats' system and is then gathered and turned in to argan oil"
I wanna know who the first person was to say, "let's dig the fruit pits out of that goat shit and make oil out of 'em."
Steph,
Only you. That cracked me up.
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