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Thursday, November 10, 2011
I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?
To me, Bob Marley was a prophet. I find him extraordinarily beautiful. I also named one of my cats after him, and that's about the highest honor I can bestow. Having one of my cats named after you is like winning a fucking Oscar.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
No higher praise.
He was a cool dude. That hair is awesome.
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