Thursday, November 3, 2011

This Might Have Helped the Moms

With my brother, I mean. (Fuck you for thinking I meant myself!) That fucker used to like privacy when he took a shit. One time she found my brother trying to take a dump in the toy box, with the lid closed. Fortunately, the little asshole was still wearing diapers. If I had reached in for a Barbie, and instead found POO, I would have been one pissed motherfucker.


Jeannie said...

I just really don't understand why the term "retarded" is so pejorative. It just means slow - they use it in music direction. Just because some people say it in a mean way doesn't make it a bad word. So now people are "special" or mentally handicapped which can be just as pejorative. Sometimes, we need a label for people.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I could give a flying fuck that the word retarded is pejorative. WE DO NOT ASPIRE TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT HERE! Fuck that shit. I'm middle-aged. I don't have the time or the inclination for it.

Love you!