The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Richie's dated everyone in the world at least once, so now he's starting to recycle the broads.
Either that, or he'll have to start asking female fetuses out.
When this doesn't work out AGAIN, he'll be calling you next, Heather. Wait by the phone!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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