The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: Quote of the Goddamn Day: Raising Arizona

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Quote of the Goddamn Day: Raising Arizona

Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.

6 comments:

Steph(anie) said...: It's a classic :); Thursday, November 03, 2011
Lori said...: A classic....too funny!; Thursday, November 03, 2011
Syd said...: Something went wrong with my semen---LOL. Those two don't need to spawn.; Thursday, November 03, 2011
Mel's Way or No Way said...: Just when I think I can't love you anymore, you pull out Raising Arizona quotes.

Nicholas Cage at his absolute best. A and I quote that move all the time.; Friday, November 04, 2011
Sarcastic Bastard said...: Mel,
I quote the movie all the time too!

Government do take a bite.

Son, is that a panty on your head?

Those were the salad days.

Let us perserve the moment in pitures.

I could go on and on ad nauseum. I will spare you.; Friday, November 04, 2011
Petit fleur said...: My favorite is "HI, you go in there an get me a TODDLER!"

Marc's is: "I'm talking bout l'amore, I'm talking bout wiiiife swappin!"

That's just the best movie ever.; Friday, November 04, 2011