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Thursday, November 3, 2011
An Unfortunate Book Title
I'm sure most of us bitches will admit we've dated one of these at one time or another.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Mmmmm. Well. Yes.
Ha! I used to think that Dick was a strange name for police.
Syd,
I believe that was the meaning intended here, but I have a dirty mind, as you know.
Mel,
You know it, sister! Laugh. Hug A. for me. I love you broads.
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