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Monday, November 7, 2011
I Just Like the Damn Men (especially the one on the left)
don't know much about Clint, but he seems a decent fella and I enjoy his work. I have heard Leonardo speak about his momma. I only hope that Harley speaks so highly of me someday. It was precious. xo
Drollgirl, I'm at an age now where I care more about what's inside than out. I'd hit Clint and I'd still hit Redford. After the fucking, you've got to be able to carry on an interesting conversation.
Leo has potential to get better with age, just like our darling Johnny Depp.
My love can do the best impressions of Arnie; just one more thing that made me fall in love with her. I swear I think we hooked up just because we has similar taste in movies. :)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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don't know much about Clint, but he seems a decent fella and I enjoy his work. I have heard Leonardo speak about his momma. I only hope that Harley speaks so highly of me someday. It was precious.
xo
Clint's the shizzle!
Leo,however,gives me the shits!!!X
Now Helga, our little Leo has turned into a fine specimen of manhood. It's still hard for me to separate him from Arnie in Gilbert Grape though.
Love you. Thanks for stopping by.
PF,
Harley definitely will speak of you like that. I'm sure of it.
Love,
SB
you can have the one on the left. i'll take the one on the right.
but if we traveled back in time a good thirty years and then transported him back to the present day, i'd TOTALLY take the one on the left.
Drollgirl,
I'm at an age now where I care more about what's inside than out. I'd hit Clint and I'd still hit Redford. After the fucking, you've got to be able to carry on an interesting conversation.
Leo is a good guy, but just too young still.
Love you.
Leo has potential to get better with age, just like our darling Johnny Depp.
My love can do the best impressions of Arnie; just one more thing that made me fall in love with her. I swear I think we hooked up just because we has similar taste in movies. :)
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