The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Yes, they do. Most certainly. I can't wait to cuddle me some Moon Chickens. I especially enjoy loving the unwilling. I may get all scratched up, but that shit will be worth it.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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But chickens DO have taste.
Yes, they do. Most certainly. I can't wait to cuddle me some Moon Chickens. I especially enjoy loving the unwilling. I may get all scratched up, but that shit will be worth it.
I'm missing something here. But I love the action shot of chicken running. Too cute!
Nay, nay my chicken friend. We KNOW you have a flavor... and it is tasty.
P.S. I feel so very honored to be mentioned in the title of this blog post, from the dear and great Sarcastic Bastard.
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