The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, September 11, 2009
Hide & Go Seek Champion
Actually, they just never found the guy who was the best at it.
I'll even (sigh) watch the game with you as we drink in hell. What game? Who cares? I won't like it. But I'll do it because it'll make you happy and I LOVE YOU MORE!
And on the third day he rose and said, "Tag, Thou art 'it.'"
Save me a seat. Preferably 1st class, though I'm guessin' it's all coach and every other seat is occupied by a kicking, screaming toddler.
SB, thanks for checking in. All is well and I will resurface any day now. Wanted also to cast my vote for "Rescue Me." Even when I am at my worst, that show always manages to make me laugh out loud at least once an episode. Kinda like SB. Rock on!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
SB
Freight train to hell? LOL.
Doug
Yes, I have a lot of friends waiting for me. I don't want to be tardy to the party.
Love,
The Hell Bound One
I shall save you a seat, my darling dear.
I would love to sit next to you!
I'll even (sigh) watch the game with you as we drink in hell. What game? Who cares? I won't like it. But I'll do it because it'll make you happy and I LOVE YOU MORE!
And on the third day he rose and said, "Tag, Thou art 'it.'"
Save me a seat. Preferably 1st class, though I'm guessin' it's all coach and every other seat is occupied by a kicking, screaming toddler.
SB, thanks for checking in. All is well and I will resurface any day now. Wanted also to cast my vote for "Rescue Me." Even when I am at my worst, that show always manages to make me laugh out loud at least once an episode. Kinda like SB. Rock on!
Marco
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