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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
I Just Like the Damn Photo, Okay?
There's nothing like a damn snow cone to unite a family. EVERYBODY LIKES SNOW CONES, and don't you forget it.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Okay, so what sort of liquor is that about to take a dump on the shaved ice...and can you serve me up one???
Love, Jenn
Sno cones!! I LOVE sno cones! :)
Miss ya. Love ya! HUGS.
~nan
Jenn,
I had the same damn thought about liquor.
Great minds think alike!
Love,
SB
I love you, too, Nan.
You know it.
SB
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