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Friday, September 4, 2009
I Just Like the Damn Photo
When Jack and Reba said their pets were like children to them, they really meant it.
Excuse me? This is funny to you? Those people obviously love their monkeys and I would too if I had such cute monkeys. (Tee-hee) I love you, Ms. Bastard! (WV- "larma"- as in lame karma. Yep. My larma is going to be bite me in the ass some day. Gently.
Whoa. This picture looks like it was taken at JC Penny. Can you imagine the photographer? He's all, Well, Okaaaaay then. Oh, and hugs for the fam? I'm on it. I LOVE YOU SB!!!!!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Excuse me? This is funny to you? Those people obviously love their monkeys and I would too if I had such cute monkeys.
(Tee-hee)
I love you, Ms. Bastard!
(WV- "larma"- as in lame karma. Yep. My larma is going to be bite me in the ass some day. Gently.
Larma is a great word.
I love you more than the moon, Ms. Moon! Christ, wasn't that clever of me on only two cups of coffee?
Whoa. This picture looks like it was taken at JC Penny. Can you imagine the photographer? He's all, Well, Okaaaaay then.
Oh, and hugs for the fam? I'm on it.
I LOVE YOU SB!!!!!
MAY,
I LOVE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"smile at the camera kids, no throwing poo!"
Mr. Mischief,
SB loves you and Miss Alaineus. Have a good holiday weekend. Thank you for reading me.
SB
These people look scarier than the monkeys.
Good point, Syd.
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