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Thursday, September 10, 2009
If There Is Bacon Involved, I'm There!
I'd gladly spend eternity in HELL for bacon! I have southern ancestry, I can't help myself. We eat bacon on everydamnthang.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
BACON!!!!!!!!
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