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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Ha! That cracked me up. It's true, though, she only has yard cats and they don't get much human attention.
Ms. Moon's cats ARE sorely neglected. I feed them. Period. In my defense, one of them drools so much you need a beach towel to pet her and the other one just showed up and doesn't let us get close to her. Those cats are lucky to have little Friskies in their bowl every morning.
But thanks for that, Ms. Bastard. I love you.
Ms. Moon,
I dig cats. Obviously. I'll love on your cats when I get down there.
I love you MORE (we always say that in my family--we have to turn everything into an argument).
SB
I doubt you love me more. I just linked you. Again. Today. Because I love you more!
NO GODDAMMIT. I LOVE YOU MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. I'm older. I win. Done. Over. Facts are facts.
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