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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Today's Shit My Dad Says
"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."
On my birthday one year, my idiot brother stapled 2 notebook sheets together to make an envelope, then stuck a post-it inside saying 'the economy's down, and times are hard. All you get is this fuckin' card.' Gee, I'll always treasure that. (He did eventually give me $20).
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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On my birthday one year, my idiot brother stapled 2 notebook sheets together to make an envelope, then stuck a post-it inside saying 'the economy's down, and times are hard. All you get is this fuckin' card.'
Gee, I'll always treasure that.
(He did eventually give me $20).
Oh, Rachel. Don't feel too bad. My brother forgot (or just didn't send me anything--not even a card) for my 40th birthday. Jesus.
Love,
SB
Steph,
I think so too. I read it everyday.
Love,
SB
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