Friday, March 5, 2010

I wouldn't want to date this guy, despite the fact that he is a cat lover.

You just know you would always come second to the damn cat . I've been second to kids before, and MY ASS IS NOT COMING BEHIND THE CAT. Hell no.

[Also, I'm guessing that this guy was not very popular in high school.]

10 comments:

The Dish said...

Wow, that is a SEXY sweater.

Bethany said...

oh, but the sweater and those flashing neon bars behind him, and his serious expression. Come on SB, you know you want to do more than date him.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I liked the hair. NOT.

Bethany,
NOT.

Love you two!

Jeannie said...

Ah the mullet and fake laser beam background era.

this guy today still wears the same frames, doesn't bother with a haircut at all, or wearing a shirt. He has gravy stains down his sizable belly which is rolling over his "cowabunga" boxers that have been worn for a solid week now. He peruses porn online - all of it free because he's too cheap to buy it. And he just clicked the google link to your site to see Coco's ass.

Wait a minute - I think I just described my husband! Shit

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Now THAT was funny.

Love,

SB

mrs. miss alaineus said...

methinks that the cat he is holding is about as close to getting pussy as he can get.

xxalainaxx

The Subversive Librarian said...

I think he's giving Kitty the creeps.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I feel bad for the cat. It looks like it's being held against its will. I hope it clawed the ass in the face before the photoshoot was over!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss A.,
YES!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
Yeah, the moggy does NOT look very damn happy.