Friday, March 5, 2010

More Shit SB Says

I spent $2.49 on a damn rhinestone-studded disposable cigarette lighter. So I get the fucker out of the package, and I find out the damn thing is only one-third full of fucking lighter fluid, and the back side of the lighter is plain. Some poor Chinese grunt probably made the equivalent of 10-fucking-cents to Bedazzle his ass off and glue that shit on, and it probably took his poorly-recompensed ass all day to turn just that one lighter out. All this, just so I can bitch and moan about his handiwork like the spoiled miserable American I am.


Jeannie said...

Every time I get tech support from India I bitch and complain that they have this crappy job working at night listening to spoiled North Americans, that they really couldn't care less about, bitch and complain about all the great stuff they have.

Ms. Moon said...

I used to spend HOURS gluing beads and glitter to Madonna night lights I got at the Dollar Store. And oh yeah, I painted them with fingernail polish. Would you like me to bead you a lighter, honey? 'Cause I totally would. Both sides.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You are a doll, but you already knitted my ass a scarf, which I TREASURE.

Love you SO MUCH!