Friday, March 19, 2010

The SB Anal Sex Poll

What is SAM HELL is wrong with my readers' (lack of) propensity for butt fuckage? The folks against anal sex are currently rocketing away with this poll. Loosen up, motherfuckers (no pun intended) and embrace anal sex.

I am watching this poll and haven't felt so defeated since the second Bush presidency. SIGH.

If you haven't voted, VOTE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS! This ranks up there with a good health care plan. Speak up. Be heard.

17 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Your choices are too extreme. You need a middle ground here. And if my kids are reading this- WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS ANAL SEX? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You crack me up. Your kids surely don't know and did NOT vote.

Love you.

Steph(anie) said...

What would the middle ground be? Is it a matter of trade-off with the partner? Or not more than once every so often?

I'm gonna go find another computer just so I can vote no again. ;)

downtown guy said...

What mom said.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

NO MIDDLE GROUND, peeps. I'm asking basically, does taking it up the ass interest you at all?

We don't mince words here, people!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Hank is a GOOD BOY.

The Dish said...

Yeah, I love you, but I am not changing my vote.

I posted a video of Mr. Burns' Mom cheer team on my page for you, and because it makes my ass laugh. Told you I love you.

Jeannie said...

Fuck NO it does not interest me.

Even before I ever had hemorrhoids it wasn't appealing. My sphincter closes up just thinking about it.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I'll check it out. Not sure i can access it here though.

Syd said...

I like the wording of the poll: does AS appeal to you? That could be a simple yes or no. And it says nothing about doing it or not just whether it appeals to you. At least that's my interpretation of the poll.

Petit fleur said...

There are many other activities I find that are more interesting.... What I mean to say is....

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS ANAL SEX? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Adam said...

Loosen up. It's only kinky the first time.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I will admit to being one of the "tight-asses" around here. Just not for me, but I always say to each their own. Do what you like!

Mary LA said...

Whatever happened to the Sanctity of the Bum? Thank heavens I was raised Methodist.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary LA,
Sanctity of the bum, my ass. Laugh.

white rabbit said...

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen part 98...

downtown guy said...

Oh, I don't know. I suspect that Elton John's home life's included a little anal action from time to time.