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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Somebody Needs to Style this Hot Mess AND QUICK
Jennifer Love Hewitt cannot fucking dress herself. Bitch needs help. Somebody get her a damn stylist! Fucking Rachel Zoe could do better than this shit here. Bitch looks like she ought to be singing Dietrich tunes at a Holiday Inn lounge in Iowa.
I don't know where celebrities' taste sense goes to once they have money. It's like they go blind or something. Someone says - ohhh - this designer is so great!!! and they run and buy whatever crap they are selling.
Not only do they need a stylist but they need to freakin eat something.
I've always thought her hair was a annoying myself, but your see... I can't talk about bad hair, because my hair is pretty bad too! There is something about her that rubs me the wrong way... I think maybe the Goth look would suite that eye makeup!
I always liked her best when she wore minimal makeup and looked natural. I thought most celebrities had personal stylists. If she has one, they should be canned and replaced as soon as possible.
Exclusive haute couture dress designer had a teeny-weeny little cocaine meltdown and couldn't finish dress on time (look at those sleeves!). Highly reputed hair stylist just hates JLH, end of story.
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9 comments:
Wow. I looked way hotter than that last Saturday. And i certainly do not have her income at my disposal!
Well. You know what I have to say about this- bless her heart.
I don't know where celebrities' taste sense goes to once they have money. It's like they go blind or something. Someone says - ohhh - this designer is so great!!! and they run and buy whatever crap they are selling.
Not only do they need a stylist but they need to freakin eat something.
I've always thought her hair was a annoying myself, but your see... I can't talk about bad hair, because my hair is pretty bad too!
There is something about her that rubs me the wrong way... I think maybe the Goth look would suite that eye makeup!
Akgh..ZEE DRESS! IT BLINDS!
I actually really like her but what is up with that?!
She has the most amazing eyeshadow colour on Ghost Whisperer..I need to figure out what brand it is. It looks like chocolate velvet on her eyelids!
I always liked her best when she wore minimal makeup and looked natural. I thought most celebrities had personal stylists. If she has one, they should be canned and replaced as soon as possible.
Exclusive haute couture dress designer had a teeny-weeny little cocaine meltdown and couldn't finish dress on time (look at those sleeves!). Highly reputed hair stylist just hates JLH, end of story.
I wore a dress like that once--as a costume.
That is what love addiction will do to you. ;)
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