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Friday, March 19, 2010
Note to Self: I Have Got to Stop Eating Meat
When I first ran across this photo, I thought: cute smiling piggy. NO WRONG. DEAD PIGGY. GROSS DEAD PIGGY. FRESH FROM SLAUGHTER.
I just had a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel, and now I feel sick.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
That pig you ate this morning was already dead. But when you think about it- yes. It's weird to eat meat.
We raised a pig when I was a kid. I eat pork happily and without guilt.
I have that problem too. I think cows and pigs are so adorable, yet I love to eat them. It often makes me feel guilty.
I have now given up meat for the second time in my life. Last time I went for 8 years. This time I hope to give it up for good. Poor pig.
DTG- I think that after you raise a pig, you feel a lot better about eating them.
It's easier to eat stupid creatures
Syd,
I was a total vegetarian for six years (no seafood even). I keep vacillating about going back.
This picture helped.
Love you much.
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