Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Not Much Going On

Good morning my precious motherfuckers. SB just plain does not have much to report so far this week. Everything is okey-dokey. At least we have sun here this morning in gorgeous Buttfuck, Ohio. SO FAR.

I had an 8:00 appointment [Jesus Christ] with the eye surgeon this morning, and everything looks good. He said he is very happy with the eye I had the cataract surgery on. Little did he know, I did not follow through on the eye drops as I was directed. I'm a rebel, goddammit! The rules for the common folk DO NOT apply to moi. Yes, we are a little full of ourselves this [and every] morning. I sound like that bitch Leona Helmsley. I do have to say that I liked the fact that Leelee left her damn dog (who randomly bit the little people, might I add) millions. Of course, her fucking greedy-assed kids didn't like that and took some of the little barker's dough away. Whatever! It was a nice gesture.

Anyhoo, SB OUT! Y'all have a blessed damn day! [Don't ask. Some sign said that shit on the way here, so I thought I'd pass it on. It's a damn nicety, motherfuckers. You're welcome.]

16 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Well you have a blessed damn day too and I say that with all the love in my heart.
Good morning, dear Ms. Bastard!
MM

downtown guy said...

Glad to hear that you're out there snappin.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I love my Moon/Thigpen family members. I sure AS HELL do. Uh huh.

downtown guy said...

And we love you, too.

Andie said...

Dang..8am? That should be illegal! :P

May said...

I just stopped in here to say I love you, and I see my family beat me to the punch! I'm so glad your eye is lookin' good! (Ha! Lookin' good! Cause it's an eye! God, I'm in a weird mood...)
Anyway, good morning and I love you.

Steph(anie) said...

And here I thought I was unique with my "the rules don't apply to me" attitude.

Blessed damn day right back atcha.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Andie,
Goddamn right, babe.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
I love you MORE.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
I loves you. Fuck yeah, a blessed damn day for all!

The Dish said...

I love you, but that blessed day shit? Sucks it from the ass in. Shit makes me angry when I hear it.

But I am glad that the sun is shining for you. If I had any money i would leave it all to tht dog too.

white rabbit said...

And even more blessedness from me! TOI is quite right to ignore common folk stuff - I mean - they are just - um - common.

Fact.

wv: prellue - sounds vaguely rude as in 'she showed me her prellue behind the bike shed'

:-O

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
Liked your prellue sentence. Sounds good to me, my British brother.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
Love you. Thanks for reading my shit.

Syd said...

Glad that you eye is okay! That's important.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Syd! Yeah, sight is good. Laugh.