Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Orb Update for Today

I can see, motherfuckers! Halle-fucking-lujah and HOT DAMN. I can't believe the eye doc actually had my prescription of contacts on hand. We are trying mono-vision, where I have one eye corrected for middle distance and the former cataract eye set for long distance. So far so good. I will either have to hold a book middle distance to read or take the damn contacts out to read close.

The SCARY THING was the fact that I didn't realize HOW FUCKING BAD my uncorrected vision was. I WAS DRIVING WITHOUT CORRECTIVE LENSES, MOTHERFUCKERS! Yeah. Whatever. I lived and so did everyone else.

Anyhoo, I got in late to work today due to the appointment, so my ass needs to get some work done. I will try and get to as many of your blogs as I can today, but please forgive if I don't make all of them. I have a hot date tonight and shit and well you know--that shit sort of wraps up some time.

Thanks for all of your kind thoughts and well wishes. Blindness was a bitch. I wouldn't recommend that shit to anyone. Take good care of your orbs, people! If I teach you nothing else, let it be that.

10 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I am not only thrilled that you can see, I am also thrilled that you have a hot date. Mmm-mmm-mmm. As we say down here.
Love you, Ms. Bastard.

nan said...

Enjoy your hot date SB!! Glad you got your contacts before-hand. Smudged up glasses suck ass IF you know what I mean.

And take that pink purse along just for me, will ya? :)

love you...
~nan

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
And I love YOU!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nan,
I will take the pink purse along, and I've named it The Nan Bag.

Love,

SB

The Dish said...

So happy that you can finally see! Great news. Have fun tonight, SB!

Lori said...

Congrats on your new eyes! How wonderful to be able to see!

ƉƟѴІΞLΞΞ © said...

honey.....PEOPLE BETTER HOPE THEY PRAYED THE NIGHT BEFORE AND ASKED JESUS TO BE A SUIT OF ARMOR ON THEIR JOURNEY OUT INTO THE WORLD THE NEXT DAY CAUSE HONEY....IF I DRIVE WITHOUT MY GLASSES...OH ALL HELL IS GONNA BREAK LOSE....GON LOOK LIKE A TERROR ATTACK AND ITS JUST MY BLIND ASS TRYNA GET 15 MINS DOWN THE STREET.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori & Dish,
Thanks, loveys!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dovielee,
I love you. You crack me up. We could hang, babe.

Laugh.

Nellie said...

It must be weird to suddenly be able to see things clearly. Mikey said that before he got his glasses, he just thought everyone saw the world as he did. Not until he could see properly did he realize that the whole world wasn't a fuzzy blend of color. You probably didn't kill yourself because you had just gotten used to seeing things like that. It's so cool that medicine can fix almost anything these days. Congrats on the hot date too. I'm totally jealous, I wish I had a hot date, so you better get some for those of us who need to live vicariously through the thrills of others.