Friday, March 5, 2010

And YET MORE Shit SB Says

I think I need to buy a damn Bedazzler and start decorating my own stuff. It would be much cheaper, and it might be therapeutic. I could start Bedazzling everything. Even the cats.

28 comments:

Jeannie said...

We had a bedazzler. I have no idea what happened to it. I never used it for anything of mine - I thought it was just for kids' stuff.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
There is no limit to what you can Bedazzle! Laugh.

Steph(anie) said...

Uh, no. Not the cats.

Steph(anie) said...

Is that a croc I see? Did you take that picture? Who's foot is that? Were you out in public with someone wearing crocs?!

Ms. Moon said...

Billy loves the Bedazzler. That's the kind of guy he is. And boy, does he love a gal in a pair of bedazzled jeans. Oh yeah.

The Dish said...

I want a bedazzled gift! For my spoiled North American ass. I will let you bedazzle Cute Dog.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
That was not MY FOOT in the Crocs. Trust me! Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I would dig Billy. For sure.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
You are a TRUE friend!

Syd said...

Ugh...crocks and lots of bling. It hurts my head.

Zengoof said...

I don't know exactly what a bedazzler is, but it's got a great name! Does it involve hot glue??
xo pf

May said...

I hope you are not kidding, because I have been asking for a bedazzler for years. Years! And a karaoke machine. These are two unrelated wishes, and I never ask the same person for both (I am NOT unreasonable!) but I think the two go together pretty damn well. Maybe I will get them for my birthday (this could be the year!) and if you come to visit we can bedazzle the fuck out of some outfits and sing songs. Don't worry, you will be drunk.

Raggedy Andie said...

Are those...pants?!
I cannot tell what I am looking at although I am relieved that that is not your croc.. :P

Have a great weekend!

Mary LA said...

You are too a Closet Croc Lady. Go ahead and bedazzle all you want, darling, you will remain terminally uncool.

What do you or 'your friend' wear with those pale blue crocs? Unfunky gymwear? Dinky little skirts with bedazzled thigh motifs? An Alice band in pastel pink?

How I love you when you show your unhip side. 'My name is SB and I am addicted to crocs.'

Wildernesschic said...

Havent you got dainty feet :)

The Subversive Librarian said...

I think people used to sell bedazzled turtles.

Kathleen Scott said...

PS Hope you're weekend is good.

Kathleen Scott said...

I am so out of it...have never heard of a bedazzler.

But I DO believe in sequins and tiaras. To each his/her own dazzle.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

FOR THE LAST TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS, THE CROCS ARE NOT MINE! I WOULD RATHER BE DEAD THAN WEAR DAMN CROCS.

ENOUGH!

Subversive Librarian,
Welcome back. Good to see you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

PF,
I think that shit involves hot glue, but I can't be sure.

May May,
We are peas in a pod, woman. Can't wait to hang with you.

Love to you both,

Moi

Christina Lindsay said...

I think you should Bedazzled those crocs to cover up how hideous they are. Is that a curtain or a pair of flared jeans? xx

Mary LA said...

Bedazzled crocs! I'm amazed nobody else has though of this.

What small croc-cradled feet you have.
Your verification word is 'ugbit'

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
That is a flared jean, my dear. One thing for sure--crocs couldn't get any fugglier. Maybe we should Bedazzle the damn things.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary LA,
Christina is my fashion guru. Bitch knows the glam.

Love you!

Raggedy Andie said...

Oh yes, this reminds me of when I went in to have the hubby's wedding tux fitted. Apparently an entire wedding party did not want the rental dress shoes because they were...*drumroll please*


....all going to wear matching Crocs at this wedding. W.T.Fuck? Oh yes, even the bride and her maids were to be decked out in Crocs according to the sales girl at Moores. :/

The sales girl was equally dumbfounded when she found out too.

I sure hope they didn't pay a bunch of money for the photography because if it were me who had this croc-of-shit idea (sorry, I know that was bad) I would most likely be throwing out, no burning the photos while cursing myself. :P

Christina Lindsay said...

Anyone who has a pair of crocs and a bedazzler in the same house... Let's do it! Pimp Up Ya Crocs. I'm sure it'll catch on! Not sure what the prize would be? Maybe an enirely bedazzled outfit based around those flares! ; ) xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Raggedy Andie,
That is fucking TRAGIC, girl. Crocs at a wedding? DAMN.

You crack me up.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
If you say so, babe. You are my fashion touchstone.

Love you tons.