Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Frankly, I'd Rather Get a Jesus-y Card

Personally, I think I'd rather receive one of those overly-religiousy, celebrate-the-birth-of-Jesus-y cards than this shit. It's disturbing, frankly. Is it too damn much to ask motherfuckers to have a little taste when sending X-mas cards? I don't want to see your damn stretch-marky pregnant belly. GROSS.

10 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Now you know me- I sort of love this. Not sure about its appropriateness as a Christmas card but I still sort of love it.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Of course I thought of you when I posted that shit. I almost typed: Ms. Moon will be MAD at me.

Laugh.

white rabbit said...

How do you know she's pregnant? Could just be a great big fat beer belly...


Fact.

Ms. Moon said...

White Rabbit- I am a professional. She is pregnant.
And Ms. Bastard- I could never be mad at you. Ever.

The Dish said...

Yeah, I have to agree. Aside from the sheer jealousy factor for me, it just is not remotely making me feel joyous. I would smack a bitch that sent that to me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Thank Jesus. You are one of the VERY FEW people who I would actually CARE if they were peeved with me.

Love, Moi

Petit fleur said...

I'm with you Ms Bastard.

For fucks sakes, where are their santa hats? It might be ok if they were at least wearing Santa hats!
Jesus. :-p

Jeannie said...

I don't want to see your man feeling your boobs either.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

PF & Jeannie,
The fucking photo is awful either way, and the boob groping is GROSS.

Love you two.

Petit fleur said...

I agree, I was actually trying to say is.. Is nothing sacred? But I was trying to be funny and it got botched.

It is super gross.
Gropey Christmas!