Thursday, March 4, 2010

I Don't Know Whether I Believe this Shit or Not

[Photo caption: Even Johnny Depp has a bad hair day.]

I don't know whether I believe the story linked below or not, because Vanessa is pretty cool and seems like a pretty secure person, but if it is true, I don't blame her ONE DAMN BIT. Hell, I want to sleep with Angelina Jolie. Angie call me!

I told a friend last night that if I were Vanessa, I'd insist Johnny keep his dick in my vag during the entire film shoot.

Link to NY Post story: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/in_depp_trouble_gG4cFzDbxSAZgNFLjtDNiP

10 comments:

Jeannie said...

I would think they could do some wizardry with a body double and fancy camera work. And I think Depp would have known about the scene before they started. Therefore I'm pretty sure this is a rumour started when someone overheard Vanessa bitching but seriously doubt it will come about.

Steph(anie) said...

Don't nobody own Johnny. :)

Steph(anie) said...

And did you click through from that story to the pics? Dude is hot with a beard and a few extra pounds.

Bethany said...

you said "vag"
that made me laugh.
i agree with you.
she has reason to be quaking.
sorry i haven't been around.
thanks for all your great comments
and all this funny stuff you keep coming up with.
the dog in the boot photo is a chihuahua, we adopted him from the shelter. great dog.

Petit fleur said...

I don't see the big deal about Angelina. Personally, she scares me. She is all lips legs and hair.

Bitch needs to eat!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

PF,
That made me laugh and I needed it. Bad morning. Thanks!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bethany,
Don't worry about it. I just figured you were busy, but I am damn glad you are back.

Love the dog. So WANT ONE! Maybe when Ginger is gone one day.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
Right. DON'T NOBODY OWN JOHNNY! And yes, he is hot, even as an el chubbo.

gingermagnolia said...

I'd be worried, too.
Johnny Depp is my all-time, ultimate dream lover. Oh yes.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Angie I've never liked but Johnny is on my "freebie" list. If I ever got the chance, I'd hit that in a second! He definitely improves with age.