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Thursday, March 4, 2010
Save Knut's Nuts!!!
[Knut was so cute when he was little, SB wanted to eat him up! Well, he's all grown up now, and they want to take his nuts. Fuckers. Shit like this upsets me.]
Below is a link to a post that cracked my shit up. It is by Michael over at the fabulous Dlisted. Michael is my idol. If you want to find out why, READ MOTHERFUCKERS!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Knut might be the cutest damn thing I have ever seen. Love him!
Dish, I thought so too. Google "knut the polar bear" and check out the baby photos. I wanted to hug him SO BAD!
He is seriously cute but when the testosterone kicks in, he probably won't be so friendly.
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