Thursday, March 11, 2010

I TOTALLY Stole this Shit Off Dlisted

But how could I not share this with you, my motherfuckers? I can't seem to get my mouth to close. My jaw has dropped and is resting on my chest.

24 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

Jesus Christ! You could warn a bitch.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
I love you. That made me laugh.

Ms. Moon said...

She has balls. Not that you can see them, but I feel certain they are there.

Mr.Mischief said...

I thought it was bad when dolphins were getting caught in fishing nets, now this...where is PETA?!?

Bethany said...

my stomach looks just like that, i just know enough not to wear a net around it.

Jeannie said...

Sexy! There's hope for me yet!

mrs. miss alaineus said...

exactly what educational purpose does this serve????

on the other hand i suddenly feel a whole lot better after seeing this. how curious!



xxalainaxx


xxalainaxx

mrs. miss alaineus said...

' my milkshake clears all the boys from the yard. . . '



xxalainaxx

michelle said...

wow

Steph's comment made me giggle

sKILLz said...

LOVE Dlitsed!
I'm here homie! I'm posting a new blog right now!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bethany,
IT DOES NOT.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss A.,
The milkshake comment rocks!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

SKILLZ,
SB HAS MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Syd said...

That is scary alright. The pasties add a nice touch as does the embedded thong.

Lori said...

Wow...I mean WOW,I mean WHAT THE FUCK???? She must have ALOT of self esteem..and no mirror....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
To be honest, I'm not even sure it's a she.

Jesus. Shudder.

white rabbit said...

Could I have a gynaecologiocal opinion on whether this person is (a) female (b) pregnant (c) just fat or (d) all of these.

Latex gloves are available at reception. Thank you for your co-operation.

*cheesy smile*

'Now cough please' :D

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
I had some of the same concerns. Great minds and all that shit.

Have a great weekend.

Love,

SB

Kat Skratch said...

You found my picture. I'd been hiding that shit. Thanks for outing me. Shit! :)

Bethany said...

DOES TOO.

Petit fleur said...

stunning fashion sense.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kat,
Yeah right, Ms. Pretty rock singer girl. As if.

Laugh.

Verity Mae said...

DAmn, thats a woman in charge of her sexuality...despite the fact that it left her years ago

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Verity Mae,
Welcome to Sarcastic Bastard. Clearly, you fit in here. Please come back often. We are a dysfunctional, but very loving, family.

Laugh.

Best,

SB