Friday, March 12, 2010

More Crap SB Says

I hate the word neat. If you say "neat," you're a damn dork, and there's no hope for you in this world.

15 comments:

Jeannie said...

What about neato!

Who has used "neat" since the early 60's?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I know people that use it. Trust me.

Gledwood said...

Thankfully the expression is barely heard this side of the Atlantic.

Except in dated American films...

Gledwood said...

Remember that scene in Truth or Dare when Madonna sticks her fingers down her throat to Kevin Costner's retreating back, saying "Neat?!? Anyone who says 'neat' has to go!"

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
For once I'm with that old cow, Madge.

Love,

SB

Syd said...

I think that I'm pretty neat!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

That was funny, Syd.

Lori said...

Neat is a word that annoys the shite outta me. Only a wanker says neat! (Pretending to be British)

Bethany said...

Use that word all the time. Yup. Working at a library makes you a nerdy/dork extraordinaire.
I think it's neat and it's better than motherfuckers.
Love you SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Love you back, Bethany. Have a great weekend.

Kathleen Scott said...

Perhaps neat usage is associated with wearing crocs?

Jobthingy said...

i use neat.. AND neato BWAHAHA

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
Maybe dear. Maybe.

Jobthingy,
Welcome. Thanks for reading and commenting. Please come back and join us often. We have A LOT of damn fun here.

Love,

SB

honeyluna said...

This cracks me up. I am the user of that word. I know I'm a big dork, and I'm generally alright with that.
It's so bad, that one time I went to a show with this German guy I met on campus (who turned out to be way too creepy, or maybe just too German), and he called me out on how dated it was to use "neat". He hardly spoke English and yet he knew I was a big old dork.

And thus, the hopelessness of jessie.

Love you, hope your work is going well.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Honeyluna,
You are my heart, and therefore, you could NEVER be uncool.

Way to rock it on building that fence for your dear ma. You're a good kid. Love you.

SB