Tuesday, March 16, 2010

More Shit SB Sez in a Comment to Family

I hate peas. I'm like stupid George Bush (the senior one, not the shit-for-brains baboon) was with broccoli. I AM 43 YEARS OLD, AND I AM NOT EATING THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS EVER AGAIN.

Actually, just the smell of peas cooking makes me want to throw the fuck up.

Do you sense my ire, Mary Moon? Can you tell I am "on the grump" this morning? Well, I am. Fuck it.

But I still love you, and if you planted the goddamn peas, I'm sure they are perfect, and I might even eat one tinylittle pea.

Love you.


Ms. Moon said...

They taste completely different when they are young and raw and sweet than when they are cooked. You might even like them. But I would never make you eat them.

Syd said...

I am a pea fan...sorry SB..but those little things are great fresh from the garden. I even eat mine raw.

The Dish said...

I feel the same way about peas. And brussel sprouts.

Mr.Mischief said...

I love eating vegetables, SB..when I was a kid I used to BEG my mom to cook me liver too...wierd kid...

Jeannie said...

I hate canned peas but enjoy fresh or frozen. Lima beans and their ilk make me gag in any form.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. Mischief,
You were a strange child, but then, so was I.



Mel's Way or No Way said...

You can just scrape your peas on my plate and I'll give you all my carrots. Fair trade?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I don't like carrots either. Vegetables suck, to be quite frank.

Love you for the offer though.