Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Plastic Joy Award


There is nothing SB enjoys more than some plastic joy! (CHARGE CARDS! You damn filty-minded motherfuckers thought I meant a vibrator, didn't you?)

Thanks to my dear friend, Ruth, at Life the Universe and All That's In it for this award. [Check out Ruth's fantastic site on my blog list on the right side of this page. My motherfucking paste function is not working to post the damn link.]

I understand the award instructions are to name 5 or more characters that you would like to knock boots with.

Here we go.

Hank Moody, Californication (my current favorite show)

Fuckers a damn mess, but he means well, and he really likes women.


Chris Stevens from Northern Exposure (my favorite show of all time)

Again, fucker liked the women AND literature. Jackpot! He could read Thoreau to me naked anytime.

Tommy Gavin, Rescue Me

Tommy is a fucking righteous mess, but again, he digs the chicks and makes me alternately want to fuck him and fix him.


Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries

Likes women. Likes to bleed women dry. Literally. Bad boy with an I-know-what-you-look-like-naked smirk. Need I say more?

And lastly,


Daniel Cleaver, Bridget Jones Diaries

He's quite simply awful and has very few redeeming qualities, but I would run off with him for a mini-break in a heartbeat. The Guy can really recite a dirty limerick. I'm a literate bitch and that shit appeals to me.

Fun stuff, Ruth! Thanks for the award. SB adores you!

14 comments:

Wildernesschic said...

I loved Rescue me and Tommy Gavin too !! I also love Californication great show xx You like those bad boys too xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ruth,
Yes, we are peas in a pod.

Kathleen Scott said...

It's good to have a fantasy life. Glad yours is so healthy and you're feeling good. Hope this is a good no-rain, no-snow week in your part of the world.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear Kathleen,
So far so good on the weather. It's supposed to be lovely this weekend as well. Thank Jesus!

Love you much.

The Dish said...

Excellent choices! I do love me a bad boy. I would have to add Collin Farrell's drunken Irish ass to it!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
Colin Farrell's TOO BIG A WHORE even for me. And trust me, that takes a PRETTY BIG WHORE to be a man and be TOO BIG A WHORE for SB!

Love you!

All This Trouble... said...

I tried the fuck-fix thing. Didn't work out. The fuck part was nice. The fix part sucked.

Of course, none of my guys were famous. That might help.

Andie said...

I freakin LOVE northern exposure!! I totally had the hots for him too. I haven't yet seen Californication but I am sure I would like it.

My favourite vampire character was cancelled too soon. I was in lurve with Mick St. John aka Alex O'Loughlin from Moonlight..*sigh*

Syd said...

I will have to think about my list. It is hard to think of running away with anyone because 1) I don't know them and 2) they are likely to be a pain in the ass and I would want to get them a one way ticket back to from whence they came and 3) I can run away every weekend with my partner. Life is good like that.

Christina Lindsay said...

Oh! Hank Moody. Absolutely!! I got a bit carried away and picked too many xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Trouble,
I love you. We could hang, bitch.

Andie,
You would like Californication. Best writing on TV I've seen in a long, long while. Maybe since Northern Exposure.

Syd,
Your life is good. You are blessed. I'd be jealous, but you are grateful, so I can't envy you.

Christina Dear,
I'll be over to check your picks out.

Love all of you,

SB

Andie said...

SB: that will be my next obsession then. As soon as I make it through a couple more seasons of House MD which I am currently hooked on. :D

michelle said...

YUM
DOUBLE YUM
YUM
YUM
YUM

gingermagnolia said...

Oh, Hank Moody. Bestill my heart! That man has a way with the words and the hands, and I'm guessing other things, as well.