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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
The Old Bag on the Right Is Clearly NOT a Brangelooney
BITCH IS NOT IMPRESSED.
Personally, I'm going to run home tonight and add this photo to my Angelina shrine.
You know, it's in pictures like this where Angelina is doing something for her relief work where her beauty shines brightest. Say what you will about her (and I know you love her, dear Ms. B), this says something very real.
She's just pissed cuz she ain't gettin any love. I mean what if you and me were those old ladies and Angelina were all over one of us - I think the other would have that same look on her face don't you?
I'd love you anyway but I'd still be pissed if I was left out of the party.
Here's what I think about the old lady on the left- she wouldn't know her own mother if she walked into the room. AND, I think that the sexual power of Brad and Angelina together has a lot to do with global climate change. Just sayin'....
brad is not my type at all dont see what all the hoopla is about, and yeah i rather do angie over brad and im not even close to being bi or gay, as long as i dont have to lick poon, vaginas are seriously gross and weird
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15 comments:
funny SB!!!!!
I CANT STAND HER IMAGE EITHER
You know, it's in pictures like this where Angelina is doing something for her relief work where her beauty shines brightest.
Say what you will about her (and I know you love her, dear Ms. B), this says something very real.
She's just pissed cuz she ain't gettin any love. I mean what if you and me were those old ladies and Angelina were all over one of us - I think the other would have that same look on her face don't you?
I'd love you anyway but I'd still be pissed if I was left out of the party.
i dont know if angelina is incredible beautiful or incredible hideous. I keep flip floppeting on that.
Dovie Lee,
I am IN LOVE (okay, IN LUST) with her. Laugh.
Love you.
Ms. Moon,
As usual, I am with you.
Love you shitloads.
Jeannie,
That could be, and I love you back!
Sweden,
Personally, I think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
I have lesbian feelings for her. Fuck Brad, I want Angelina!
Here's what I think about the old lady on the left- she wouldn't know her own mother if she walked into the room.
AND, I think that the sexual power of Brad and Angelina together has a lot to do with global climate change.
Just sayin'....
She looks like my Grandma did! Not Angelina but the unimpressed one who like Ms. Moon said, probably doesn't have a clue. Or maybe her soap's on?
Your captchas are really hard lately. Is it just me?
Good one SB. She looks rather blank. Maybe she used to look like Angelina about 100 years ago.
brad is not my type at all dont see what all the hoopla is about, and yeah i rather do angie over brad and im not even close to being bi or gay, as long as i dont have to lick poon, vaginas are seriously gross and weird
Sweden,
I just love you. You crack me up. You're one of my best friends I've never met.
Have a great weekend. Hope you get to see Cam.
Syd,
It's possible. Beauty fades, man.
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