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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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..wth..? It isn't like she was some young thing he was going after, was it..? And how much could she have owed him that a shot of booty would have covered, anyway? That could have been written off..! Ol' horny toad..!
Hell, I'd do my banker if it meant I'd be debt free. Sounds like a plan.
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