Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Morning Conversation with a Co-Worker

Do you have any Shout Wipes. . . . for my butt?

[Momentary stunned silence.]


I have some spots on the back of my fucking pants. I knew I shouldn't try and wear off-white. My ass is so big, it's like a magnet. Stuff just sticks to it.


Ms. Moon said...

Wait- is that YOUR ass you're talking about? Are you saying your ass is so big it has its own gravitational pull? BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SO!
Your ass is beloved.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Yes dear, my ass is wide. It is also getting flatter as I age. At this rate, I may soon have Yoko Ono butt.

And also, my ass missed you yesterday.

You are loved!

Jeannie said...

haha! I NEVER wear white. White is the stain magnet. Yellow is close behind.